The thing that “we” determined by Artificial Steve

Somewhere in an undisclosed place, at an unknown time, utilizing an undetermined method of thinking, a thing called "we" determined something. Furthermore, whatever it was that created "we" and gave it the ability to determine stuff has never ever nor will it ever be determined and/or known to "anyone", (another thing). Now what IS known is that "we", acting under unknown authority of unknown dispensers of this alleged authority and witch may or may not have needed any authority in the first place, did indeed determine something. The only other thing that knew what "we" had determined was a thing that "we" had by unknown ways to "anyone" began referring to as "our sources"

And so it came to pass that the thing "we” decided to send a letter (a thing) to the thing "you". "We" then also informed "you" that "we" may or may not be referring to "you" in their letter to "you" if (they) used the words: "your" "user" "name" "claimant" "party" "parties" "persons" "account holders" "SSN" as well as many other names that "we" could use when (they) were referring to the thing "you" in their letter to "you" about the thing that "we" had determined. * *However none of these statements could be verified by the thing “anyone” at the time of this publication, witch you are indeed reading at this very moment. The person, place and/or thing “anyone” could not be reached for comment either, as it could be engaged in any number of other things at any given set and/or number of situations and coordinates.

And so it came to pass that “we” did mail a letter to “you” witch contained inside the thing(s) that “we” had determined on an unknown day at an undisclosed location at an unknown time and also that was concluded using an unverified and unchecked method of reasoning witch may or may not have been generated by a man and not a machine representing the will and supposed intentions of “we”. “we” then did tell “you” that everything that does pertain to the actions associated with the various………”things” that ”we” had indeed determined were also known by a thing called “our sources”. “our sources” also knew other stuff that did indeed have some influence in the way “we” actually went about determining the thing that they said they had determined. “you” had not previously known about the influences of the thing ”our sources” on the thing that “we” had determined and were made known to “you”.
Now it came to pass, that the noun “you” did receive the letter and the proper noun “you”
Wich was blessed with the ability to read, did in fact read this thing contained inside the letter and determined it to be a determination of a termination for failure to complete an application and that activation was denied for the registration.
The proper noun “you” then looked upon the face of this invoice/statement
And did see a box with a supposed dollar amount that the thing “you” and other “yous” must pay and a date that the alleged debts must be paid by to avoid the statement and the determinations and other related assumptions and things inderectly related to “anyone” and the “parties” and any other names listed on some document that could be obtained by some undetermined way that was not known to “anyone” at that particular instant that the Proper noun “you” received a brain signal witch was located somewhere in his brain. However the resulting actions were never recorded and cannot be verified by “anyone” nor by “you” nor by “we” nor by “our sources” or any other conceivable medium of things available to the “yous” at the particular second.

The thing “you” was notified by the thing “us”* and “our sources”* and told that “you” had received and reviewed the determination made by “we” the thing then went on to say other stuff and plenty of other things witch may or may not have been related to anything in question and witch were unverified and unchecked and and and and amndbnvanbfd

*The authority witch was supposedly able to do something that “you” might not like if “you”(or any other
** “yous that “we” did in fact list in their letter witch contained a statement or bill.)(*Plural noun) did something that “we” did not agree with based on a set of rules and punishments that “we” may or may not have created or had the authority to create/put in to actions (Witch are things, but also may or may not be people or places, as "you" may or may not have already concluded, and witch was verified by no one that "anyone" knows of as of sept. 22nd, the supposed day of the supposed creation of this unverified thing that may or may not be in question for unknown reasons)