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what you wish Johnny didn't learn in kindergarten

posted September 7, 2006 - 2:05am
what you wish Johnny didn't learn in kindergarten

Enrolling your child in school and sending them off can be a very emotional experience. you have brought them up to be proper, well mannered, and loving. You spend months preparing them for the day that they start their education. you send them off to school knowing without a doubt this is going to be a good experience.

Having them come back from school a totally different person is not exactly what you had in mind. Aren't schools supposed to promote positive learning?

It seems that children learn such bad and annoying behavior from the other children in their class. Some of these things are

filthy language

Disgusting habits

name calling

pushing and shoving

Quarreling

Excessive giggling

Justifying their actions because someone else does it

Excessive crying and tantrums

comparing everything you say to what the teacher says

Insisting everything their teacher says is the word of God

The gossip

sex talk

spitting

How to tradeoff their healthy snacks

whining

The old milk through the nose routine

chewing with their mouth open

tattletaling

And

Those annoying children's songs



Comments

I do enjoy those annoying

I do enjoy those annoying children's songs, however. Long live, Raffi!

Antonia Dwells

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