Why MythMan Loves Ivanka
posted May 29, 2007 - 2:54pm
... I don't love her for her money ... I'll spare you all the obvious reasons for which you MIGHT think I love her; and I'll get straight to the ACTUAL reasons:
Her long-legs (think a 21st-century "Christy Brinkley") are so-superior to those of 'subhuman girls' (i.e. all girls not her) that she was bound to become famous---even if she weren't related to ... the particular god-among-men whom I don't want to directly invoke right now....
Besides being super-hot, she is also business-savvy. Ivanka's mother--a fairly-successful businesswoman herself--ONLY paid for Ivanka's private education. All other expenses the supermodel incurs are handled by the supermodel herself!
And--despite her jet-setting model-career and the heavy schedule money demands that she keep, she has always managed to remain an 'A'-student! That premium education guided her to membership at Elite Model Management (a company that also sponsored Linda Evangelista, et al.)
Though I don't want to feature the power of her daddy here, you can't deny that her accomplishments reflect very-well on him. He will gladly tell you how much his influence helped Ivanka into the opportunities she managed well and those she will manage exceedingly well ... if only to deepen the mark left on this planet by the Trump family!

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