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Why MythMan Loves Ivanka

posted May 29, 2007 - 2:54pm
Why MythMan Loves Ivanka

Richer than Britney Spears' Recording-Company ... but


... I don't love her for her money ... I'll spare you all the obvious reasons for which you MIGHT think I love her; and I'll get straight to the ACTUAL reasons:

Her long-legs (think a 21st-century "Christy Brinkley") are so-superior to those of 'subhuman girls' (i.e. all girls not her) that she was bound to become famous---even if she weren't related to ... the particular god-among-men whom I don't want to directly invoke right now....

Besides being super-hot, she is also business-savvy. Ivanka's mother--a fairly-successful businesswoman herself--ONLY paid for Ivanka's private education. All other expenses the supermodel incurs are handled by the supermodel herself!

Worth More than the WWE ... to Me, Anyway


And--despite her jet-setting model-career and the heavy schedule money demands that she keep, she has always managed to remain an 'A'-student! That premium education guided her to membership at Elite Model Management (a company that also sponsored Linda Evangelista, et al.)

Though I don't want to feature the power of her daddy here, you can't deny that her accomplishments reflect very-well on him. He will gladly tell you how much his influence helped Ivanka into the opportunities she managed well and those she will manage exceedingly well ... if only to deepen the mark left on this planet by the Trump family!



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And I'm So Humble I Won't Even Correct My Grammar Here

You would think that I--so featuring such a perfect student as Ivanka--at least revise some of the small mistakes I made; but `twas a divine feeling that urged me to write, and divinity cannot survive revision. And you would think that I would use daddy's ducky-name to invite the scores of millions of readers to review my love for her (which I would hope to be 'our love for each other,' but my hope got worn out urging me back to "life" ... only Ivanka's hope is strong enough to save my love for her). My hope is only strong enough to hold me (and those who learn-from me) back from jumping into the descent of the razor-sharp rocks. Ivanka's hope can keep me from even noticing the razor-sharp rocks. If Ivanka can ever find me, perhaps my students will learn how to wait for their own Ivanka's. What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!Get More Traffic to Your Blogs by Telling Tools What You're Already Doing!

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