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Xomba Pays Us As Much as Britney Spears Does

posted May 28, 2007 - 1:08pm
Xomba Pays Us As Much as Britney Spears Does

Digging my Xomba-Love, I was shown (by the "possibly same-as" feature Nick ought to add to Xomblurbs) a lot of links to "Join Xomba for the Money"-articles.

I'm sorry; but, if you're joining Xomba 'for the money,' then you're missing a few points here:
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FIRST—'10100-ish Consumer-Communications' isn't falling all over themselves to give writers money; and we aren't exactly aching to give any to them. I would go on-and-on about their feelings about our wealth, but I don't dare to presume I know ... which brings me to the ...

SECOND—Money Is Imaginary! Oh, it's "real" in that "a lot of it takes up more space than a little of it" and "a lot of it provides more purchasing-power than a little of it." But you don't really know you have it until you use it!

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But think of it this way: in school, a boy you know is running for class-president. He offers to pay a nickel to everyone who votes for him. So you figure you'll vote for him, as it means you'll have one nickel you wouldn't have had otherwise—an imaginary 5-cents in the bank.

Then you learn he has made arrangements with the school-cafeteria to add some 'treat' to the lunches that will cost you an extra dollar a day—an imaginary hundred-som dollars you have to pay because you voted for him.

It's like getting a 1% raise when inflation raises 'everything's' price 100% ('everything' probably meaning "gasoline" to you).



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You Do because It's What You Do

I ought to write a song like that ... except that by now some speedy super-genius (I'm looking at you, Jessica Simpson!) has probably lifted this very idea from my mind! What do You Think? Join Xomba to Tell Us!Get More Traffic to Your Blogs by Telling Tools What You're Already Doing!

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