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Why you just can't trust Science

posted October 27, 2006 - 10:50am
Why you just can't trust Science

First off, most scientists have a motive, an agenda. They have to justify their little laboratories and the grants they receive and the people who pay them. Second they must either prove there is no God or if there is one that they are smarter than he. Chew on that you evoloutionists.

Carbon dating, deep impact theories, evoloutionary speculations. Yes, they are the Anti Nostradamuses of our time. They can see in reverse. They know what happened. They will tell us.

You always hear some startling new statement periodicly from these geniuses. Remember, these were the kids who got beaten up every day for their lunch money. Well the latest one I heard was yesterday and I thought it would underline what I am saying here. Get ready to laugh.

It seems that between seven and fifteen thousand years ago ( they always cut themselves a little slack ) that a ( are you ready for this ) Tsunami, was rolling along Lake Tahoe, thats right, a F.....n Tsunami and it caused a big ridge in what is now at the bottom of the LAKE. It seems an earthquake set off this Tsunami and of course they were able to figure out how the ridge was formed while they were snorkeling there. Brilliant!

I mean, get that guy a new bunsen burner. He deserves another grant or two to continue this brilliant find. Well it just makes my faith in carbon dating and evoloution and such more secure when one of the boys comes up with a dandy like this one. How do they know this stuff! Who woulda figured.



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Ya got me, Antonia

But it was a train wreck already. I just tossed another match into the inferno.

Comments is as comments does.

Ken Light--always bemoaning the lack of substance in comments, to which he adds his own.

Antonia Dwells

Then you'll definitely want to check out

the PETCO news release that was posted tonight.

That's it, I'm only writing

That's it, I'm only writing two paragraph long irrelevant and nearly incoherent ramblings on god or science with nothing to substantiate them from now on. They get two pages of comments every time. Silly, irrelevant, pompous, pointless comments. But two pages of them. Wowwie.

He is a novice. He did not mean it like you took it.

Remember early SNL with the Wild and Crazy guys. This is the situation. He is not here yet. New language. He thinks asteroids are dangerous. Wants to nuke them. I know they are dangerous. Nukes are last resort. For one or two tries, cut him a little slack. After that, I'll be in on the gutting! be cool, remember west side story, be cool

Dont ever

call me boy again. Thanks.

Awsome

You told them nicely boy. Milan Grbic

Milan Grbic

Inksplosions Ahoy

Also, it's the enigmatic phrases that get me. Some of them just don't process correctly, that and I'm too lazy to actually think hard. Much Love ~Corbs

"English teachers running the countryside..."

Ha!! I'm not sure what that was about either Antonia...I suspect that maybe he had too many pens in the fire at one time. ???? :)

On the Dull side of the Double Edge sabre pen . . .

Here he is now onto our good friend teaching English in Europe. As neeeer as I can figure. . .

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