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I have had an awakening and realized to my complete horror that the beloved Iphone will bring the destruction of humanity as we know it. It is with great urgency and with great personal danger that I bring this news to the world - but it is too important to keep disclosed. I urge you to read this and pass it on to everyone you know - before it is erased by the powers that be. My God have mercy on us all!