Although I've never been much for drinking games myself I often enjoy watching others play these barbaric and often idiotic excuses to get hammered. One night while I was watching many of my fraternity brothers crowded around a beer pong table slamming bakc half-full red dixie cups of Natty Light and odd thought occurred to me. "They should use wine, then this would be more civilized."
Then I thought "Wine Pong" perfect! It would be very similiar to beer pong except it would be played on a very nice oval shaped table with a table cloth in a dimmly lit room with scented candles and Yanni playing rather softly in the background. Rather than standing around the observers would sit in an area with chairs.
Then the game is played. of course everyone has to be wearing their finest tuxedo complete with top hat, cane, monocle and razor sharp wit. You put the half full wine glasses in a pyramid shape and fill them with a very nice bourdeux or perhaps a "Lovely Shiraz from the Souther Cape." when the ball lands in the glass the audience claps very elloquently and the person who drinks says before drinking "Well it looks like you got me old chap! Ha Ha, Well, down the old hatch I suppose!" Of course the drinker has to make sure they observe all of the proper rules such as holding the glass in the light and observing the legs that form after tipping the glass to one side and then upright again all the while going "Yes yes, very nice indeed." Then the sip and swirl and swallow and say something like "A hint of rasberry with an explosion of flavor towards the end. (Pause) Good show old man. Looks like it's my turn to deliver some punishment eh."
So we can clearly see that wine pong is a much more civilized game than the standard and barbaric Beer Pong. So I will bid all of you "Good Day and Good Drinking!"