I (that’s Wilma Proops, Sally Pemberton, Theodore Parker Bowles, Dick Pringle and ad hoc members of the AndAnotherThing2 team) have had one of those days. I’ll refrain from washing my dirty linen in public but all sorts of problems (aka s**t) have hit the fan AND, as if that’s not enough, the straw that’s breaking the cowin’ camel’s fat back is that, it’s blinkin’ freezin’ in the AAT2 office.

Before I continue with this rant – for that is what this is – let me clarify that this is not a plea for advice from the Xomba membership, nor any other kind of free help. I’m simply hoping that, by voicing some of my moans to the universe, via Abmox, this will assist me to get up off my fat backside and do some of the things I should be doing. My problem is I can’t start doing the important things. I CAN’T GET STARTED!

• Firstly some moans, then a list of things to do…

Dealing with rude people who should know better is, as ever, getting on my t**s. The bloody arrogance of this group is guaranteed to get me angry. Thing is, I’ve learnt to bite my tongue and refrain from giving them the truth but they should know better. They shouldn’t act like w*****s [CENSORED], they really shouldn’t laud it over me, they should really consider how vindictive I could be and, if I put them on the backburner, in the rusty pot, full of the idiots already waiting to be taught embarrassing lessons, they wouldn’t like it. WARNING: DO NOT ACT LIKE A RED RAG TO THIS BULL!

And another thing too: I’m sick and tired of bankers. I’m currently waiting to see if Nat West (formerly the National Westminster Bank) are going to profiteer from an elderly couple’s recent illness and let stand fines (for bouncing cheques while they were in hospital) in excess of £100. You see, according to the manager of a branch who, last Friday explained it was “dress down day in support of a breast cancer charity” and that she was unable to take the fines off as that was the sole decision of “Head Office” they (Nat West) might go ahead and let stand the fines as the fact that the elderly couple had banked with Nat West for over 60 years has nothing to do with it…AAAARRRGGHHHH!

Things To Do

1. Housework. Strange I could help my friend do her housework, assist with her daughter’s birthday party on Friday night, clean up after it, assist with the Halloween party the following night and clean up after that but I can’t do my own.
2. Pay my bills. Strange how I can help others with their bill payments (witness the elderly couple above…
3. Don’t blow the opportunity of a lifetime, the thing I’ve struggled to achieve for the last ten years, the thing I’ve studied for and want more than anything else.

Do I Feel Any Better for Stating the Above?

Not yet. Only time will tell.