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Worst Pick-Up Lines!

posted October 7, 2008 - 12:20am
Worst Pick-Up Lines!

We've all heard them. The worst pick-up lines used in any bar, school, or other social gathering of people. These are the lines that will most likely end in a slap in the face for their cheesiness...and now I shall list them for viewer entertainment.

Are you a sergant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.

I know I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock

You know what would look really good on you?
No, what?
Me.

You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?

I wouldn't be surprised if you were Cambell's soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.

I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?


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