Since I have a college degree (hard to believe huh?), all my teeth and don’t think getting smashed in the head with a folding chair is hilarious, I have no idea who Maria Kanellis is but you know what? Who cares, she’s naked and kind of hot in a ’stroke victim that can kick in your head’ kind of way.

If you do buy this issue, do me a favor and tear out the interview with Chad Kroeger from Nickleback and burn it. That guy and his music sucks. The longer his interview remains in contact with her pictorial, the more disappointed you’ll be in her spread when you pick up the mag. Trust me.

More pics after the jump!