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The Xomba Mash: By Wdzzz

posted April 1, 2009 - 4:00pm
The Xomba Mash: By Wdzzz

A song parody of Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Crypt-Kickers"
Written by: (Bobby Pickett and Lenny Capizzi). Re-sung by Wdzzz


Xomba Mash
was working on the site late one night
When my eyes beheld an awesome sight
For my Xombyte from its slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

It did the mash
IT did the Xomba mash
The Xomba mash
It was an Internet smash
It did the mash
It caught on in a flash
It did the mash
And it made me lots of cash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the authors feast
The Xombies all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the Xomba mash
The Xomba mash
It was a Internet smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
And they made a lot of cash

The Xombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included MythMan
Dakota and jdubhub

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Wdzzz was singing, backed by his baying hounds
The Coupon Queen was about to arrive
With her posting group, "The Xomba-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the Xomba mash
The Xomba mash
It was a Internet smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They made lots of cash

Out from his coffin, Nick's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Jeremy! Whatever happened to the glazed donut twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the Xomba mash
The Xomba mash
And it's an Internet smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the Xomba mash

Now everything's cool, Jeremy's a part of the band
And my Xomba mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to Xomba’s door, tell them Wdzzz sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can Xomba mash
The Xomba mash
Nic’s internet smash

You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
You may made a lot of cash
Then you can Xomba mash

Disclaimer: This is not an authorized song by Xomba. Not all results are equal to the singer of this song. Cash may vary upon time, clicks, cpm, and your efforts, no warranties, guaranties, or anything else is implied except fun and silliness by this author

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Comments

Read for a second helping??

Awesome!  It did what it was supposed to do...and that was to bring some joy and laughter to others.  Thank you for the comments.

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Believe me I did enjoy it. 

Believe me I did enjoy it.  Actually, I loved it and had to come back for a second helping just now.  Your writes are wonderful.

Johnny

Johnnyyuma1... I hope you enjoyed my goofy rendition....

It was all done in fun and gave our household fits of laughter.  Hope others enjoy it also.

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Wdzzz, Back in my rock and

Wdzzz,

Back in my rock and roll days that was one of my favorite songs.  I still enjoy it but I am just about straight country now days.  I have always loved country too and finally almost stopped listening to anything that's not country.

Johnny Yuma

TylaMac....theme song?

They are welcome too it. I am just glad you enjoyed it and it has been so much fun. Thank you for the comment. For more articles by this author click here

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LOL, Yes I caught it

Thanks for thinking of me! It is an honor to be a part of your fun. Just out of curiosity...How many hours of sleep have you had? ; ) MJ - Sending happy thoughts and Smiles! Avatar: Betrayal and Retribution http://www.valkyrieart.com/Poser1.html

MJ..did you catch it?...

I included your name in the song. I couldnt fit in MJ Dakota very well so I used "Dakota"...it was a blast. I have a couple I'm working on that I think will be fun. But by far ..this one was the most fun and caused side stitching laughter in our household. Thank you for the comments. For more articles by this author click here

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Xomba Mash

Xomba Mash should definitely be the official Xomba theme song. Great job Wdzz! Tyla Mac http://www.xomba.com/referral/777b5ae7">Get Paid To Write For Xomba Become A Squidoo Lensmaster

So far ('cause you said there is more)

This is my favorite too! MJ - Sending happy thoughts and Smiles! Avatar: Betrayal and Retribution http://www.valkyrieart.com/Poser1.html

I had so much fun making this

My wife also had a hard time from cracking up in laughter while I was making these. I am so glad you like this one. i t is my wife's favorite. For more articles by this author click here

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