iftikharsumn's Xomblurbs

Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.

Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.

Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.

Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?
A: Cough stirrup!

The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:

1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.

2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.

3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won't do.