mythman's Xomblurbs

(I'm not even going to reprint these stories as 'mine,' as some would-be Xombees do before they find out 'the little bit of money it makes them' makes it a waste of their time!)

(Parts of) Stories included:

Britney Spears: ... at Hotel Bar

Lindsay Lohan's in Rehab

Britney's Letter to Fans:...

John Meyer ... Jessica Simpson ... Yet Again

Lindsay Lohan ... Two Days After ...

Mischa Barton's Shrooming ...

Lindsay Lohan ... Lesbian Lovers and Cocaine!

Rosie Won't Be Back ...

... Don't ask me; I'm just the messenger!

Lotsa stuff (THROUGH THE LINK!) with these stories (which I have here retitled):

Comedian SmugDown: Rudd vs. Cook

Nominations for the Next Bourne

February Second, Same Time Next Year

Knocked Up Knocked Down

Previews of this summer's new lineup, including:

CW's Hidden Palms

CBS's Pirate Master and Creature Comforts

HBO's Flight of the Conchords and Big Love

Bravo's Top Chef

USA's The 4400

Showtime's Meadowlands and Californication

SciFi's Doctor Who and Eureka ... and a few others!

Now that's the kind of research I ¡¡like: beautiful women!!

This may seem a bit long to still qualify as a 'blurb,' but I put the text in (as inspired to do by Publius lol) to illustrate what one might do with any 'text' at the site I blurbify below:

Original English Text:
whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Translated to French:
toutes les fois que n'importe quelle forme de gouvernement devient destructive de ces extrémités, c'est le droit du peuple de le modifier ou supprimer, et instituer le nouveau gouvernement, créant sa base selon de tels principes et organisant ses puissances sous une telle forme, quant à eux semblera très probablement effectuer leur sûreté et bonheur. La prudence, en effet, dictera que long de gouvernements établi ne devrait pas être changé pour des causes de lumière et de coupure ; et en conséquence tout le shewn de hath d'expérience, cette humanité sont plus disposé pour souffrir, alors que les maux sont sufferable, que vers la droite elles-mêmes en supprimant les formes auxquelles elles sont accoutumées. Mais quand un long train des abus et des usurpations, poursuivant invariablement le même objet démontre une conception pour les réduire sous le Despotisme absolu, il est leur droit, il est leur devoir, de jeter outre d'un tel gouvernement, et de fournir de nouvelles gardes pour
leur future sécurité.

Translated back to English:
all the times that any shape of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to modify it or remove, and institute the new government, creating its base according to such principles' and organizing its powers in such a form, as for them will
most probably seem to carry out their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that length of governments established should not be changed for causes of light and cut; and consequently more all the shewn of hath of experiment, this humanity are laid out to suffer, whereas the evils are sufferable, that towards the line themselves by removing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of the abuses and usurpations, continuing the same object invariably show a design to reduce them under the absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw in addition to such a government, and to provide new guards for their future security.

Translated to German:
alle Male, daß jede mögliche Form der Regierung von diesen Enden zerstörend wird, ist es das Recht der Leute, es zu ändern oder zu löschen und leitet die neue Regierung ein, erstellt seine Unterseite entsprechend solchen Grundregeln und organisiert seine Energien in solch einer Form, was sie anbetrifft vermutlich scheint, ihre Sicherheit und Glück durchzuführen. Besonnenheit in der Tat schreibt vor, daß Länge der hergestellten Regierungen nicht für Ursachen des
Lichtes und des Schnittes geändert werden sollte; und infol gedessen werden das mehr ganzes shewn von hath des Experimentes, diese Menschlichkeit ausgebritten, um zu leiden, während die Übel sufferable sind, das in Richtung zur Zeile selbst, indem man die Formulare löscht, an die sie gewohnt sind. Aber, wenn eine lange Serie der Mißbräuche und der usurpations, die gleiche Nachricht fortsetzend unveränderlich ein Design zeigen, um sie unter dem absoluten Despotism zu verringern, ist es ihr Recht, es ist ihre Aufgabe, zusätzlich zu solch einer Regierung zu werfen, und neuen Schutz für ihre zukünftige Sicherheit zur Verfügung zu stellen.

Translated back to English:
all marks that each possible form of the government of these ends becomes destroying, is it the right of the people to modify or delete it and initiates the new government, creates its lower surface according to such basic rules and organizes its energies in such a form, which concerns it seems supposed to execute its security and luck. Deliberation indeed prescribes that length of the manufactured governments should not be modified for causes of the light and the cut; and consequently will that more whole shewn of hath the experiment, this humanity ausgebritten, in order to suffer, while the evils are sufferable, toward to the line, by deleting the forms, to which them are used to which. But, if a long series of the abuses and that is usurpation, which constantly show same message continuing a Design, in order to reduce it under the absolute Despotism, it its right to place it is their function to throw additionally to such to a government and new protection for their future security to the order.

Translated to Italian:
tutti i contrassegni che ogni forma possibile del governo di queste estremità diventa distruggente, è esso la destra della gente modificarla o cancellare ed inizia il nuovo governo, crea il relativo intradosso secondo tali regole di base ed organizza le relative energie in una tal forma, che le preoccupazioni esso sembra presunte eseguire la relative sicurezza e fortuna. La deliberazione effettivamente prescrive che la lunghezza dei governi manufactured non dovrebbe essere modificata per le cause della luce e del taglio; e conseguentemente volontà che shewn più intero di hath l'esperimento, questa umanità ausgebritten, per soffrire, mentre le malvagità sono sufferable, verso alla riga, cancellando le forme, a cui loro sono usate a cui. Ma, se una serie lunga degli abusi e di quello è usurpation, che mostrano costantemente lo stesso messaggio che continua un disegno, per ridurlo sotto il Despotism assoluto, esso la relativa destra disporlo è la loro funzione da gettare ulteriormente a tali ad un governo e ad una nuova protezione per la loro sicurezza futura all'ordine.

Translated back to English:
all the marks that every possible shape of the government of these extremities becomes destroying, is it skillful it of people to modify it or to cancel and begins the new government, creates the relative lower surface second such rules of base and organizes the relative energies in a such shape, than the relative worries it seems presumed to execute the emergency and fortune. The deliberation effectively prescribes that the length of the governments manufactured would not have to be modified for the causes of the light and the cut; and consequently will that shewn more entire than hath the experiment, this humanity ausgebritten, in order to suffer, while the malvagità is sufferable, towards to the line, cancelling the shapes, to which they they are used to which. But, if series long of abuses and of that one is usurpation, that they constantly show the same message that
continues a design, for ridurlo under the absolute Despotism, it it relative right disporlo is their function to throw ulteriorly to such to a government and one new protection for their future emergency to the order.

Translated to Portuguese:
todas as marcas que cada forma possível do governo destas extremidades se torna destruindo, são ele hábil ele dos povos para o modificar ou a os cancelar e começam o governo novo, críam a superfície mais baixa relativa em segundo tais réguas da base e organizam as energias relativas em tal forma, do que o relativo a preocupa parece presumido executar a emergência e a fortuna. O deliberation prescreve eficazmente que o comprimento dos governos manufaturados não teria que ser modificado para as causas da luz e do corte; e conseqüentemente vontade que o shewn mais inteiro do que o hath a experiência, este humanity ausgebritten, a fim sofrer, quando o malvagità for sufferable, para à linha, cancelando as formas, a que elas estão usadas a que. Mas, se as séries long dos abusos e desse for o usurpation, isso mostram constantemente a mesma mensagem que continua um projeto, para o ridurlo sob o Despotism absoluto, ele disporlo direito relativo é sua função a jogar ulteriorly para tais para um governo e uma proteção nova para sua emergência futura para a ordem.

Translated back to English:
all the marks that each possible form of the government of these extremities if becomes destroying, are skillful it it of the peoples to modify it or to cancelling them and start the new government, críam the relative surface lowest in according to such rulers of the base and organize the relative energies in such form, of that the relative a worries seems vain to execute the emergency and the richness. Deliberation prescribes efficiently that the size of the manufactured governments would not have that to be modified for the causes of the light and the cut; e consequently will that shewn more entire of the one than hath the experience, this humanity ausgebritten, the end to suffer, when malvagità will be sufferable, for the a string, cancelling the forms, the one that they are used the one who. But, if the series long of the abuses and this will be usurpation, this constantly shows the same message that continues a design, for ridurlo under the absolute Despotism, relative it disporlo
right is its function to play ulteriorly for such for a government and a new protection for its future emergency for the order.

Translated to Spanish:
todas las marcas que cada forma posible del gobierno de estas
extremidades si llega a ser que destruye, es experta él él de la gente para modificarlo o a cancelarla y comenzar el nuevo gobierno, el críam el superficial relativo lo más bajo posible adentro según tales reglas de la base y ordenar las energías relativas en tal forma, de eso el pariente se preocupa se parecen inútiles ejecutar la emergencia y la riqueza. La deliberación prescribe eficientemente que la talla de los gobiernos manufacturados no tendría eso que se modificará para las causas de la luz y del corte; de e voluntad que el shewn más entero de el que hath la experiencia, esta humanidad ausgebritten, el extremo por lo tanto a sufrir, cuando el malvagità será sufferable, para una cadena, cancelando las formas, la que están utilizadas la quién. Pero, si las series desean de los abusos y éste es usurpation, esto muestra constantemente el mismo mensaje que continúa un diseño, para el ridurlo bajo el Despotism absoluto, pariente que él la derecha del disporlo es su función a jugar ulteriorly para tales para un gobierno y una nueva protección para su emergencia futura para la orden.

Translated back to English:
all the marks that each possible form of the government of these extremities if he arrives to be that he destroys, is expert he he of people to modify it or to cancel it and to begin the new government, críam superficial relative under the more possible one inside according to such rules of the base and to order the relative energies in such form, about that the relative worries look like useless to execute the emergency and the wealth. The deliberation prescribes efficiently that the stature of the manufactured governments would not have that will be modified for the causes of the light and the cut; of and will that shewn more whole number of the one than hath the experience, this humanity ausgebritten, the end therefore to undergo, when malvagità is sufferable, for a chain, being cancelled the forms, the one that are used who. But, if the series wish of the abuses and this one is usurpation, this sample constantly the same message that continues a design, for ridurlo under the absolute Despotism, relative who it right it of disporlo is his function to play ulteriorly for such for a government and a new protection for his future emergency for the order.

I guess what I'm saying is: if you want to spread the message of world-peace, keep it simple (if you want to draw aside the message of world-peace, maintain it simple; if you liked to draw the message of the world peace aside, maintain them simply; if you appreciate to dissipate the message of the peace of the world from part, carries out them simply; if you to appreciate to waste the message of the peace of the world of the part, carry through them simply; if you stop to appreciate to lose the message of La Paz of the world of the piece, takes simply through them ... lol).

I know you've probably seen all this (the video of Paris Hilton's arrest and a few additional reasons to put her away ... why they ought to have put her away much earlier! lol), but here it's all in one place.

It also gives me an idea of what Paris Hilton should do with daddy's money: open a jail! Maybe the starting costs would be large, but–after that–it's just "building upkeep" and "prisoner sustanence" (and I mean 'sustanence' ... not "food," more like "pre-crap crap.")

I'm sure there are other expenses (extra taxes, etc.), but no 'advertising' per se.

[P.S. I 'diggified' this because my digg-address is much easier to pass-around than some 'film.com/#####/etc.etc./ ... AND SO-FORTH'.)

When I was young, I made a magnificent discovery: the heavenly majesty of Lena Li! (Actually, through her adult Yahoo! Group, as MySpace hadn't been 'invented' yet [to me, anyway]; but I'm sure MySpace's presentation of her is much more 'her.')

I'll admit; when I found Lena Li (the bus-- ... fun-to-hug, Asian model) on the Internet, I wasn't looking for what every young college-man is looking for–a loving woman with a deep appreciation for philosophical literature–no, the search-terms I input were "busty" and "asian."

But the woman whom those search-terms found was both as "evil" as most of the other mountainously-breasted girls I 'test my porn-filter with' AND as appreciative as ... well, see below:

Lena Li Gender: Female - Status: Single - Age: 27 - Sign: Scorpio

City: Redondo Beach - State: CALIFORNIA - Country: US

Monday, January 15, 2007

friends and good people

I have more guy friends than female friends. I get along better with guys. It might be that I grew up with a brother and the cousins I hung around with as I was growing up were guys too. Most guys are just cool and can kick it.

I think girls worry too much about ourselves and each other--which is so unattractive to me. I like to keep jealous, insecure, and catty people out of my life. At this point of my life, I just don't have the patience to deal with people who blame the whole world rather than take actions in their own lives to change things--I mean what is the use of being jealous or catty when it is just a waste of time. . .you make your own destiny. Go and make a change.

Well, there have been recent good people who have came into my life these past few months. It is good to have good people and good friends. . .I like to keep them close. They are my motivation and inspiration. Thank you to all. . .you know whom you are.

Also, to all my fans and supporters, you are my backbone. Thank you for your continuous encouragement. I cherish you all!!

--Lena

First, a reminder: Keywords do not matter. For we Xombees (not to mention the Associated Content-providers, Charm-ed Blog-ers and Helium-heads ... collectively, 'we writers'), the keywords are all terms 10¹⁰⁰-ish's machines find and match with words their 'urgent message'-havers like.

But we writers are encouraged to find/write these keywords as well, in order to make our writings more-popular. So 10¹⁰⁰-ish gives us a tool like that which they use to find the 'urgent message'-havers' favorite words (words which are usually readers' favorite words as well).

Go ahead and check it out! Use it for your META-tags if you feel daring enough to find your own way; but see the Xomblurb 'The Keyword Plan - Part Two' to learn more about using keywords.

(Continued from Part One)

People's actions aren't always on-target, and so we writers ought to expect that their typing of 'Search Engine'-requests won't be on-target ALL THE TIME.

This is a tool that takes a keyword and lists it in the several ways it could be mistyped. (Sadly, only one keyword at a time, but we'll get into further explanation of that later).

What I do with this: taking the top keyword from my search on Part One's tool, I enter it here and receive about a page-full of that word's mispellings.