Karla_Jean's Xombytes

Why does a man (I use the term loosely) think that once he's had it once he has a lifetime free pass to have it whenever he wants? I get a text last night from one of those perpetrators asking "what's up with u?" and telling me "it would be nice to see u." We all know what that means: I want some.

So I go out with the girls and for a few drinks and some mingling and a guy I met a few days ago hits me up. So I tell him to come through. Mind you, when I met him I already thought he was questionable (his sexuality, that is) but I was just chillin' so I didn't care. We meet up at a spot that has three levels; the basement is a mini club, the first floor is a bar, and the top is a cafe. He tells me to meet him up top so I do and we start chatting. One of the first things to come out of his mouth is how he notices all the women in the room with us, as well as their asses, and how straight he is. If you are straight then why would you have to proclaim that out loud?