JuiceBox's Xombytes

You know what pisses me off?

Fraternities.

Webster's defines them as social organizations for men.

I define them as the poster-children for just how low higher education can go.

Some people have said that my opinion is based on the fact that I never went to a college with real Greek social clubs, and that I couldn't have afforded to join one in the first place. To these people, I say, "Sit on it and twirl."

You know what pisses me off?

People that hate on Nintendo without good reason.

Awhile ago I was involved in an email conversation with an individual who didn't think the Nintendo Wii would be successful. I quickly took all of their points and turned them 180 degrees, and afterwards, they never replied to anything else I tried to write to them. Here is that conversation, unedited and unaltered:

You know what pisses me off?

Goth and emo kids. I'm sick of seeing all their bullcrap about how they're so depressed and how their lives are so terrible.

GOTH KID- "Ohh....I'm so different from everybody else because I'm goth. I make an effort to make myself stand out, but then I whine because I'm an outcast. I think I'm going to go cut myself, because NIN mentioned it in a song once."

You know what really pisses me off?

People that have become tools and can't live an independent life.

Don't breathe just to exist. Do something to prove to yourself that you're actually alive. Make music. Paint a picture. Write a novel. Sing. Do some yardwork. Stop once a day and just look at a tree or a cloudbank. Make an independent decision. Have an original thought. Break the damn chains society has clamped down on you.

You know what pisses me off?

Crappy films exploiting classic literature.

I just got home from a 3D screening of the new Robert Zemeckis film, Beowulf.

It was kinda cool.

If you have no idea of the actual Beowulf story, or you think 10-yr old CGI still looks cool, or if you're eight years old, or if you think Shrek with blood would be a good combination.

You know what pisses me off?

When people assume affluence based on skin-color and the financial bracket the IRS says that you're in.

Sometimes I wish I was NOT a white male in good health with a middle-class family.

Maddox.

Ask any halfway well-versed member of the internet community, "Have you ever heard of Maddox?" and there's a very good chance they'll say yes.

In the past 10 years he has become, to many, a working-class hero. To others, he's a villified, sexist scumbag. It all depends on your point of view, your sense of humor, and just how tightly you have your head up your butt.

You know what really pisses me off?

Britney Spears and everything surrounding her.

Seriously. Why is the entire world obsessed with her?

She's a piece of trailer-trash who somehow wormed her way into the limelight.

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