wildehawgz's Xombytes

To celebrate our victory [over pontiac 86], hawgwilde [excluding Trumpet and Trombone, whom are in jail] went to bar. Skelton [me] recorded the situations:

As soon as we entered the doors [singing the hog wild chant], Unileg rushed over to the jukebox and played Around the World. He danced wildly, therefore entertaining many drunken people. The rest of us: sat down at the bar stools and ordered our alcoholic beverages. Although, I just had an ice-tea because I am the designated driver.

[Mother Gilfish] Today I decided to take the transit bus down to the mall, because Father Gilfish said that my hero, Richard, was giving out autographs, at 2:00 pm.

Consequently, I waited at the freezing bus stop for thirteen minutes, and then the bus appeared. It stopped for me, and I gave the bus driver 201 cents; I told him he could keep the extra penny for being so courteous. I sat beside a hoodlum, and tried to converse with him. However, he had his earphones flaring so he could not hear me very well. Therefore, I shared a bench with a young lady who was gossiping on her cellular telephone. I tried getting her attention but she evidently had attitude problems. In fact, she was so annoyed by me that she departed the bus. So, I went to the back and sat next to a professional garbage man. We chatted about how breathtaking a career in train engineering would be, until I finally reached my destination. I bid him good-bye, and exited the bus.

Dear Friend,

Before I start writing this particular letter [which include JOKES!!] I am required to take my pills… Cannot seem to get it open! HAHA whoopsie doodle! Opened it the wrong way. Don’t worry, its open now! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Buddy –

Rib comes to saiv u frum tournato of ’96! But u was out so Rib ate all your food and hollered at your children! Set some ground rules, tot them a thing or two! Then Rib checked your email! Rib saw email from fly-lady and darn hug-kiss!