You know you're a real mom when.....

1. You carry a backpack around instead of a purse/handbag.

2. You automatically pack change of clothes and disinfectant when going out.

3. You've been puked on, spit on, climbed on, wet on, and chewed on.

4. When someone asks you your name or your age you immediately say your baby's name and age.

5. When your kids first start going to school, you don't remember there was ever such a thing as Free Time.

6. You stay up late to help your kids do homework they should have done last week.

7. You automatically start lecturing your friends when they do something wrong.

8. And most important....your whole life practically REVOLVES around your kids!!!!