YOURS TRULY, MOSQUITO!

Dear Friend,

First of all, thanks for the dinner last night. Though, I must let you know that I was disappointed at your reaction. I was singing some melody to your ear and you slapped yourself so violently that you woke the neighbours. This kind of attitude must be stop or else…..

If you could remember, few nights ago, you put yourself in a net like an unlucky fish in an attempt to ostracize your poor friend who came for food. Although the plot failed because I still found my way in and sucked the red juice out of your soft skin. I won’t blame you anyway. I know that the enemies are at it again. They are poisoning your mind against me by saying that I do spread malaria. I even saw some funny message on a giant bill board that ‘mosquitoes kill, kill mosquitoes and help kick malaria out of Africa’. Why? .....Why me?

You ignited an object some times ago and the smoke hardly gave you an air to breathe. The neighbours also complained that you are causing air pollution. I always remained calm even in the midst of all the conspiracies against me. But, I’m afraid you are pushing me to the wall and my patience is waning.

In your another barbaric attempt to exterminate my race from the earth, you have destroyed the ozone layer with your most evil invention ever, the weapon of mass destruction you called ‘insecticide’.

You must stop using insecticide now or face a violent revolt from my people. It is a warning not a threat.

Yours truly,

Mosquito