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Weekly Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for Sunday, December 7th to Saturday, December 13th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
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If you’ve got any pent up emotions this week, it’s the perfect time to have them! Why? Because your best venting friend will be all ears. Your griping will be welcomed and you’ll have the chance to really let it all go. Once you’ve finished releasing, notice how your body responds. You’ll feel lighter and more alive. Occasionally venting is helpful to let go of all that is bothering you. Once it’s out in the open it can be healed; sometimes automatically by any positive energies that may be surrounding you. After all is complete, take your friend out for a treat. Go to a movie or have some ice cream. Relax, enjoy the rest of your week, and fly free!
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Aries/Whirlybird - With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
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Sometimes we get caught up in routine and it’s not until we’re exposed to something different that we realize maybe the way we do things could be vastly improved. Are you feeling kinda stuck? Think carefully about one of your routines and see if there’s a way to make it more efficient, more fun, more exciting, or just more. The ocean has a constant flow, but when Mother Nature gets ready, she throws in a storm surge. Though surges can be devastating, they can also provide oceanic creatures with necessary minerals. Try to devise your own surge that will minimize damage to those around you, while greatly benefiting your own strategy.
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Taurus/Ocean Waves - Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
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When time rolls ‘round again, you’ll find yourself at the beginning stages of yet another creation. This time it’s a big one. Big changes can make anyone a little fearful. The best way you know how to face fear is to jump right in and start mixing things up. Be cautious, however, as the back of your mind holds many thoughts and ideas. Just be aware of this, and make sure that you are forthright with any feelings or emotions. Being truthful to yourself and others will counteract any hidden emotions and prevent you from unintentionally pushing your loved ones away. Be honest about how you feel, even in the tough situations.
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Organic Chemist/Gemini - You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
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Oh, to be assertive. Aggressive personalities are one thing, and you, friend, are likely not aggressive. You could probably use a lesson on being assertive as well. Your mask is radiant this week. Use it’s qualities to your advantage by allowing others to complete tasks and favors for your benefit. You’ll be drawing others into your circle, and they’ll feel compelled to help you. Let them! Don’t always be the ‘nice guy’ and get that, or do this. Let others give you special treats, and do simple things to make your life easier. Don’t argue with the stranger that offers you his place in line. Graciously accept and feel free to strike up a conversation. You never know what you can learn from people.
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Cancer/Masquerade - Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
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If you’re not feeling proud of yourself this week, what’s up? You’ve accomplished a pretty handy task, whether physical or emotional, and you should give yourself props. There might, however, be a couple little things that you wish could have turned out differently. Magnify your thoughts and make a list of 10 words you would use to describe yourself. Be honest. Are you sending the wrong message to others based on some of your entries? Maybe you know what you mean, but others hear or see something different? What you’re up to is working magic, so apply a couple small changes to your method of delivery and watch as people form a line in front of you.
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Leo/Two-Way Mirror - You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary, but mundane details easily discourage you.
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
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We all know you’ve got lots to do. Without a schedule, where would anyone be, right? Your list of tasks might be lacking the normal luster, though, and the best way to put a spring back in your step is to drop everything and take a short break. Creativity spawns from surrounding ourselves with upbeat and positive energy. Think of something you really, really enjoy, and go do it. Don’t focus on the long list of things you need to accomplish. Just be in the moment and enjoy yourself. You’ll find that ideas come when you least expect them, and when you’re not looking. Take what you learn from the experience and apply it to your everyday life. (Yes, you should be doing this every week!)
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Virgo/Cuckoo Clock - You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
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Ever had a run-in with intuition? Ever felt something down in your gut, and known what you need to do? You’ve got questions right now and no one seems to have the answers. That’s because you are the only one who can give you the right answers. It’s time to hone your intuition and get to that deep down result. Meditation will provide the best results, but just a little relax time will get you on the right track. Quiet everything around you and just sit. Use your imagination to open up your mind, and let the answers come to you. Don’t worry about anything in your downtime. Free your mind from stress and you’ll notice a deeper level of concentration.
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Libra/Scarecrow - Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!
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Double Dagger
Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
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Have you been hiding? C’mon, be honest. Is there anything that you are avoiding, or trying not to think about? Perhaps your viewpoint right now suggests that the entire world is against you. Try stepping outside of yourself for a moment. In third person perspective, ask yourself to name 5 people who truly care about you. When you come up with your answers, you can bet those are the people who would most like to see you right now. Make an effort to get in touch with each one. People love your remarkable spirit, and reconnecting with them will give your attitude a boost. You may find that you’ll realize you’ve been feeding yourself false information.
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Scorpio/Double Dagger - Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.
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Party Hat
Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
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One of your favorite party seasons is upon us. Even if this time of year holds some negative memories for you, it would be most beneficial for you to jump right over those bad thoughts and start designing something special. Your creative juices are at peak right now, and putting this into practice will lift up your spirits to new heights. Make some holiday ornaments, or design special notes for friends and family. Experiment with a special blend of tea, or rock the garage with your band buddies from high school. Start something new, or rekindle something old. Play with new ideas and you’re likely to start a trend, or even a new tradition. Live it up!
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Sagittarius/Party Hat - Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!
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Brass Gavel
Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
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Don’t forget that you’re the judge, not the accused. As the judge, it’s your duty to listen intently to both sides, and make an objective decision. If you let any negative voices sway your decisions and attitudes, you’re likely to end up needing your own lawyer. Wounds from the past are an everyday part of your unconscious thought processes. It’s time to bring those wounds to the surface and be the judge. Listen to what they have to say and either lock them up, or set them free. Either way, you’ll be done with whatever subconscious directions they’ve been pushing and pulling you into. It’s time to live divinely, and from your passionate inner soul.
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Capricorn/Brass Gavel - With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.
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Starburst
Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
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It’s likely that you’d rather be a peace-loving hippie than a contender in a boxing match. If you don’t like fighting with others, why do you fight with yourself? Everything has a cycle. Nature and the universe are made up of cycles. Day goes out and night comes in. The sun, the moon, and the planets, all move about in perfect harmony. If your own personal cycles are shifting and changing, don’t fret. Go with it and let your body and your mind do what they need to do. If you need more sleep, slumber away. If you aren’t very hungry, take that opportunity to create new habits. Just do what seems to come naturally and everything will just work out perfectly.
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Aquarius/Starburst - Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.
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Autumn Leaf
Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
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Ain’t it great when things just fall right into place? You’ll be back to getting your groove on, even though you could still be picking up some leftover pieces from the recent past. Keep up the efforts and the rewards will be great. When you’re feeling on top of the world, that’s where you should work hard to stay. If some events of your life bring you right back down, focus on what aspects are affecting you the most and hit the delete key on your life’s computer. It’s your own personal choice to make it or break it. You’ve seen glimpses of colorful success. Go forth toward the fancy neon lights and don’t look back. Show the world what they’ve been missing.
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Pisces/Autumn Leaf - Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.
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