Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/16/08 - 11/22/08
posted November 15, 2008 - 9:53pmWeekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 16th to Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
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Have you ever thought about joy? Why does it seem like some people have joy all the time, and you have
to fight to get a little bit for yourself? Notice throughout your typical day, what gives you joy, and what takes the wind out of your whirly. You’ve got the personality to be flying high all the time. Focus more of your energy on the things that make you truly happy, and let go of the things that are upsetting. Open your heart to things and people you can trust. Once you see the pattern of joy, try to keep yourself moving toward that pattern as often as possible.
Your focus this week: Joy
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Aries/Whirlybird - With your 'whirled-class' energy, you are restless and often take on more than you can handle, but people love your dynamic spirit and are attracted to your animated personality.
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
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Change is good, they always say. But you pride yourself on being steady, like the tide. Sudden movements don’t work well for you. This would be a great week to figure out exactly what it is about big changes that you don’t look forward to. Is there some fear involved? Fear of what? Or maybe you’ve decided that things are ‘good enough’ right where you are. Think about whether or not you deserve better. If so, ‘good enough’ isn’t! Make a plan to press through some changes that may have been holding you back. Facing your fears is the only way to move past them, and you’ll find that you’re much more comfortable once you’ve stepped up your expectations.
Your focus this week: Change
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Taurus/Ocean Waves - Like the ocean, you are steady, sturdy and patient. You are reliable and stick to your habits. Look out, though, if someone rocks the boat. Your power and fury are a force to be reckoned with.
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
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It’s time to clean up your laboratory. And we don’t mean ‘clean it’ like you’re so used to doing. Take a look around and really feel your environment. Is everything setup just the way you want it? You are in charge of your own immediate surroundings, after all. Even if you share your home, or office with others, you still get to decide on your own personal space. Make it your own. Figure out what’s comfortable, and add more of that! Dress it us with personal items that make you feel special, loved, comforted, and/or at peace. Once you begin to add your personal flair, you might find that you’re even more motivated to be in that space, and give attention to a task you’ve been wanting to complete.
Your focus this week: Your personal space
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Organic Chemist/Gemini - You are stimulating and imaginative; always the creator. Whether it's a clever twist on an old invention or adapting to a new situation, your chemistry is both amazing and awesome.
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
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Are you aware of how much you worry? It’s time for you to really take a good look at that particular emotion, and what benefit it has in your life. Worry is useless. It doesn’t make you feel good, it doesn’t change anyone else’s behavior, and it certainly doesn’t change the outcome of a situation. Don’t confuse worrying with being aware of your circumstances. Keep your eye on what’s moving and shaking, and always know your options, but work to cut the worrying out of your life. The way to begin doing this is to first become aware of what makes you worry the most. Once you’ve discovered that, decide to let the fretting pass right by, and only involve your thoughts with facts at hand.
Your focus this week: Worry
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Cancer/Masquerade - Your powerful emotional commitment helps motivate you and others to get things done. You are sensitive to your environment and seek balance in using your mask to everyone's best advantage.
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
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Being such a fun-loving person, you have a tendency to draw lots of people to you. Unfortunately, the fun-loving comes right along with the not so loving. You will need to create personal boundaries this week. In your mind, create your mirror around your whole body, just like a bubble. This way, when ill intent, or negative vibes are cast in your direction, your ‘bubble mirror’ will deflect this emotion, and send it straight back to where it’s coming from. You’ll be delighted at how easy this becomes with a little practice. Soon you’ll be able to maintain that positive, smiling face, even in the worst of situations, and others will start asking how you do it!
Your focus this week: Boundaries
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Leo/Two-Way Mirror - You take pride in your broad-minded outlook, and others admire that and your loyalty. You speak firmly and keep an optimistic and watchful eye. Necessary, but mundane details easily discourage you.
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
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Well, we don’t call you the Cuckoo Clock for nothing! This week you’ll find reasons to sing, cheer, dance, and enjoy. Things may not be perfect for you right now, but it will be easier for you to connect to your inner place of happiness through movement, and song. If you can’t sing, just hum. Humming puts off a vibrational frequency that synchs up with a higher plane than the one on which we normally operate. Really pay attention when you hum. Notice how your body immediately feels lighter, and it’s impossible to focus on anything negative. Hum away, baby!
Your focus this week: Movement and song
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Virgo/Cuckoo Clock - You are on task, by the hour! Action-oriented, your heart flutters at organization. You can be critical, at times, and focusing too much on others makes you vulnerable.
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
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If you have children, or you have any children in your life, put them in the garden of your mind, and figure out exactly what you want for them. If no children are present, figure out what you would want for the children of the world. Be honest with yourself. Once you’ve got that figured out, now you know what you want for your own inner child. If you had negative thoughts, realize that those are the thoughts you are also sending inside of yourself. If your wants are of a positive nature, realize that your inside self is looking for those things as well. You are the best person to provide compassion, love, and understanding. Your inner child will flourish as a result.
Your focus this week: Your inner child
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Libra/Scarecrow - Your charm attracts all the beautiful birds and all the cackling crows, but you stand tall and keep up the good work. You can be gullible, so watch where you let those birds land!
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Double Dagger
Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
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To the rest of us, it seems like to be armed with a double-edged weapon, you’d have it your way all the time. Sometimes you can have it your way, but sometimes you misuse that weapon, and trick yourself into thinking you’re invincible because of it. The results of that way of thinking may throw you backwards to the point where you feel like hiding from everyone. You are as tough as they come; strong-willed, strong-minded, and relatively sure of yourself. Find the balance between the extremes. Draw a straight line in the sand, between the two evils, and walk it. Don’t forget, you are allowed to take the best from both worlds on your way.
Your focus this week: Balance
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Scorpio/Double Dagger - Your emotional strength is the envy of everyone in town, but there's a flip side! If you feel rejected, jealousy, possessiveness and an unforgiving attitude can surface quickly.
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Party Hat
Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
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So your friends (and family) are used to your party attitude, and they’ve come to expect it at their every beck and call. If your celebration mood isn’t tip top when guests come-a-calling, you might have to hear about it. Don’t let that determine who you become. If your circumstances don’t include a party this week, let everyone know. You can be polite about it, and it’s not necessary to explain a thing. Set some boundaries, and just let them know ‘this doesn’t work for me right now.’ You might get some negativity in the beginning, but don’t let it bother you. You’re in charge of yourself and your own party. If you need to make it a party for one, do it without hesitation.
Your focus this week: Party for one
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Sagittarius/Party Hat - Your party lights are always burning and they shimmer and shine no matter where you are. You have a need for independence, so you always keep an escape route for 'party plan B'!
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Brass Gavel
Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
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We all have a bit of fear of rejection. Everyone deals differently with this fear. No one likes to be turned down, or waved away. This week, take a look at how you deal with this fear. Which of the many reactions plays a part in your life? Do you avoid asking, or do you react negatively after you hear a ‘No’? The best way to deal with your fear, no matter how it affects you is by pre-emptive strike. Believe in yourself, completely, before you ever present yourself to another. Confidence should run further than skin deep. If you are truly confident, all the way down to your soul, rejection will only serve to push you closer to your goals.
Your focus this week: Rejection
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Capricorn/Brass Gavel - With a basic need for structure and guidelines, you hammer down and get the job done. You crave closeness with others, but you can sometimes be an overbearing perfectionist.
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Starburst
Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
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Starburst, you know better than anyone that seemingly unrelated events will somehow tie in to your life, and your grand plan. This week we have a suggestion for you. Choose a place somewhere in the world, that you know little to nothing about. Take some time to study the area, people, customs, culture, food and rituals. Spend time on those qualities of this place which fascinate you. Don’t think too hard about how this will help your goals, but do know that you’ll discover something great. Think of this as a break from your normal routine, but know that everything you touch, and spend time with, will help to create new ideas and circumstances the future.
Your focus this week: Unknown places
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Aquarius/Starburst - Stars are not the only thing people see when they look at you! You are inventive, intellectual and interesting! Sometimes, however, your stargazing gets out of control. You can be detached and overly idealistic.
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Autumn Leaf
Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
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What a time you’ve been having! You’ve been go, go, going for a good while now, and working hard to get your ideas and plans in order. Great job! Take a little breather this week to pay attention to your body. After all, it is your body that assists you, without fail, to get you where you need to be. Show it a little love. If you stop, and close your eyes for a few moments, you’ll begin to get an idea of what your body is craving. Take some deep breaths and relax. Do you need to change your diet? Do you need to get more exercise? Do you need a visit to the chiropractor, or a spa? Indulge, if even only for part of a day. Your body deserves it.
Your focus this week: Your body
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Pisces/Autumn Leaf - Your creative side is as expressive as autumn leaves. You are a social butterfly and compassionate with others. On the flip side, you are sometimes unrealistic or impractical which can lead to the blues.
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