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Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/30/08 - 12/06/08

posted November 30, 2008 - 4:45am
Zany Zodiacs Horoscopes for this week 11/30/08 - 12/06/08

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Weekly Zany Zodiacs for Sunday, November 30th to Saturday, December 6th, 2008

Whirlybird
Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19)
Have you been experiencing any pain lately? Think carefully. We tend to get used to many of our aches and spasms and overlook them. Any pain in our bodies is a message. You may need to switch gears and focus on another area of your life for a short while, even if only for a day. If you cannot possibly leave your task at hand, try resetting your mind. Spin a new tale based on your current reality. Find new ways to look at an old situation. Get creative and mix things up a bit. A fresh perspective will refocus your goals, and weaken stresses being put upon your body and soul. If done effectively, you should find your pain subsiding.
Your focus this week: Aches and pains
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Ocean Waves
Taurus (Apr20- May 20)
You’re starting to see glimpses of an even larger awareness than what you’ve been used to. You’re beginning to take a little more time out for yourself. Stay with your zany roots and get some sea salt. Soak your feet one or two times this week, because you deserve it. (Men…you’re allowed to soak your feet, and take a load off!) Refreshing your body will refresh your soul. Refreshing your soul makes it easier to carry on with life’s mundane chores and tasks. Take some time to dream up other ways in which you can steal moments to cater to your own well-being. You can even involve friends or family, and make a special occasion out of it.

Your focus this week: Your well-being
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Organic Chemist
Gemini (May21 - Jun20)
You’ll encounter a friend who needs your advice this week. Be gentle, but be honest. We love talking to the Organic Chemist because you never tire of uplifting and praising anyone in need. However, whether we like it or not, sometimes we need your true and honest opinion. Don’t avoid your flair for soothing words, and be simple but genuine with your feelings. Your friend may be surprised at your bluntness but will appreciate the advice in the long run. Understand if a short silence is necessary for that friend to adjust, but be there ready with compassion when talk time begins again.
Your focus this week: Truly honest advice
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Masquerade
Cancer (Jun21 - Jul22)
Holidays bring about all sorts of emotions. We all tend to pull out our most effective masks around family, and attempt to get through the not so great moments. This week, if you’re in between holidays, we encourage you to experiment with releasing your real and true feelings. It may or may not be most comfortable for you to start by looking into the mirror. Think of a situation that’s bothering you, or maybe even one that’s wonderful, and pinpoint your exact feelings. Whether or not you think your feelings are ‘wrong,’ say them out loud. You’ll feel a release that will become addicting. Practice this healthy exercise as much as possible.
Your focus this week: An exercise of release
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Two-Way Mirror
Leo (Jul23 - Aug22)
Sometimes we are faced with challenges that have no explanation. ‘Why me?’ we ask. If you feel like you’re being put to a test, know that whatever you are learning and discovering throughout this turbulent time will help someone close to you in just a short while. Keep your head up and shine your light forward. Use your reflection as a guide and stay strong. Try to be objective when struggling through the worst moments. Collect knowledge and moments of clarity to share when it’s over. You’ll have no trouble spotting the person who needs your help, and you’ll be armed with the greatest advice ever!
Your focus this week: Objectivity
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Cuckoo Clock
Virgo (Aug23 - Sep22)
Oh hey! The clock has struck twelve and you, my friend, get a break. If you have a hard time believing that with the busy life you lead, then keep your eyes on the prize. An opportunity will open up, this week, for you to stop everything you’re doing and just be. Whether it’s a conflict in work schedule, or a last-minute event that gets family members out of the house, you’ll be left alone with no worries. Put on some soft music (seriously, don’t pick that head banging stuff) and light a candle or two. From there, we have no advice. It’s your time. Do whatever makes you feel truly relaxed and special.
Your focus this week: Downtime
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Scarecrow
Libra (Sep23 - Oct22)
All the birds of a feather are flocking together again, and they are doing it on your property. You must figure out how to tactfully ask them to give you some space, as your winds are whistling and rustling up some new directions. With all that squawking, it’s hard for you to focus on your brilliant ideas. If they refuse to skee-daddle, pay no mind. Simply relocate to a more private corner and resume. It will take them a bit to find you again, so you’ll have time to work up a partial plan. Run it by one or two people who are most encouraging to you, and get started. It’s never too late to shake things up.
Your focus this week: Your personal space
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Double Dagger
Scorpio (Oct23 - Nov21)
If you look, listen, and pay careful attention, you’ll notice that certain people, places and things resonate from inside you. When this happens, it’s your spirit sending messages and clues about your true passion. Look for ways to move closer to that which inspires you, and begin to discard old habits and people who don’t bring any joy to your life. You really do get to be in charge of your today, and your tomorrow. This is what it means to follow your heart. We hear these clichés so much that they lose meaning, but you can use your dagger to carve a pathway between that which sings in your soul, and that which falls flat.
Your focus this week: Passion
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Party Hat
Sagittarius (Nov22 - Dec21)
This season is good for you. Even more opportunities for you to celebrate the beauty of life are showing up right now. You’ll not want to pass up any chances to be with friends this week. Even if you’re at your busiest, make time for them. Include them in your tasks, if necessary. Your loved ones are pretty good about coming around to offer assistance, and if they’re not, demand it! When you all get together, life is a treat, no matter which way you slice it, and together you can make the most mundane of tasks seem like a blast. Make sure to invite them all if you’ve got a heavy load.
Your focus this week: Togetherness
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Brass Gavel
Capricorn (Dec22 - Jan19)
This week will hold a special message for you. This message will come from a child. Whether it's your own child, a neighbor's little one, or a random youngster at a department store, take notice. Listen carefully, for there will be a life-changing resonance in the words. Write down the words, if necessary, as sometimes symbolism is not immediate. It may take you some time, and many questions to discover the full meaning, but never discount a child's perspective. They are able to see things with open eyes and a clear mind, awestruck and full of wonderment.
Your focus this week: Words of a child
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Starburst
Aquarius (Jan20 - Feb18)
Give yourself a little test this week. Try on the opposites game. Pinpoint a situation that’s not going as planned for you. Think about exactly what goal you have in mind, and what’s holding you back. Now, apply an opposite point of view. Example: if you want to get out of your job, focus on what’s great about it. If you wish you had more money, try to find a way to spend less. No arguing or eye-rolling; just try it. With practice, you’ll discover a whole new way to look at life. This will propel you into your most creative thinking sessions ever. You’ll be winning awards yet!
Your focus this week: Opposites
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Autumn Leaf
Pisces (Feb19 - Mar20)
Is there something hanging back in your mind that’s just not right? Always try to focus on the positive, and give yourself props for what you have accomplished. It’s with that strength that you’ll find a way to permanently change a habit that’s bringing you down. Start very, very small. Make subtle, but direct changes to situations that surround the habit. Little by little, you’ll find yourself noticing the impact that small, positive changes have on the big picture, and it will encourage you to continue until you meet with a complete success. Change is good; constant forward motion is better.
Your focus this week: Small changes

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